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This is the music video I produced, directed and edited for the Kansas City based hip-hop group CES Cru!

WATCH THIS!!!

What do you do to get rid of a cold or flu? 
Submitted by ashenflowers.

I have a strick policy against getting sick. It is something I just don't do. Prevention, that is all I have to offer. Take your vitamins, eat right and all that other motherly advice. If you should get sick... be sick. Let your body fight it off. It knows what to do.

From left to right clockwise... at 74% Carlos Bernard (not sure who that is), 72% Kanye "Golddigger" West, 71% Willem Dafoe, 66% John Woo, 64% Neil Sedaka, 64% Michael "Air" Jordan (so I guess Jordan and Sedaka look alike), 62% Barack Obama, and 60% Jerry Bruckheimer.

How did you meet your best friend(s)?

I was in my second year of the dorm, Joseph R. Pearson Hall, at the University of Kansas. I was help the new class of freshman check in. I told, on the the freshman, that his nieghbor was a real asshole and wishes him luck living next to the dick. He was in a bit of a panic and dissapointed to find out that he would be in such a horrible situation. Later that night he found out that the neighbor was me and that I was pulling his leg. This set off a series of practical jokes that bonded us for life. We partied together, attended football and basketball games and where known by all as a part of on the most spirited groups of fans the University has ever seen. In 1988, when Kansas won the national championship in college hoops we had one of the truly great times of my life. Along with...

My brother (among others), whom I met when our cell were fertizled by the same egg and we shared amniotic fluid for the seven or so months we gestated in our mother's womb. We are known as the nature phenominon of twins. He lives in St. Paul, Minnesota (one of the twin cities) and shares his views and opinions of the world at I live in Minnesota

Mr. Pusateri's wife and mine were a part of a mommy and me class together. We had to go to little get togethers as our wifes were good friends. Kids the same age and all. Trust me when I say men take longer to get to know each other so these situations where met with resistance for a long time. We would ackwardly sit there and just try to make conversation with each other, but soon found our self communicating on at a more frequent rate than our wifes. Mr. Pusateri is the founder and CEO on of the webs truly great blogs at cruftbox

What gameshow or reality show would you kick butt on?

The Amazing Race! All I need is a partner. I just dont know that type of people who would want to run around the world and eat ostrich eggs and drink what ever wierd shit they come up for you to drink in Africa. I would eat and drink anything and jump out of plane or scale a mountain. Any takers?

Do you like surprises?

Love them... though they rarely occur... many try, but not much gets passed me. 

Let's make a list.  What are 20 things in your life that you're grateful for? 
Inspired by wyndslash.vox.com.

I will have to type on this from time to time.

in no particular order

jennifer

emily

isaac

audrey

michael k-d and his funky fresh fam in stp

my moms

m, m, m and z plus p and j pusateri

the jarmans

the universe and all that it is (that kind of means i can stop, cause that is everything)

my aunties uncs and cousins and their kids

cool tech gadgets like laptops, sat dishes, bluetooth, mp3 players (not Ipods, the I audio and Creative versions)

that is it as of sept 28th... i will think of more i am sure. if not, there you have it.

Are you a morning person or a night owl?

Very, very much a night owl. I lean toward the dark side on most occassions, so night time is mos def my pref. I like the silence and stillness of the night.

What's up?

E space Coli is up. Damn. I am one spinach eatin mutha fucka too. Seriously, I have put myself on E space Coli watch. I generally go through 2 or 3 bags of spinach a week. Spinach is my favorite. Was my favorite. I have to slide broccoli in to the number one spot now. Wait a second hold the phone... broc space coli. Damn it.

Anyway, I heard it starts with stomach cramps, then diarrhea, then blood in your diarrhea, which for lack of a better term, would scare the shit out a me. Diarrhea, pushes the envelope from time to time, but blood + diarrhea = something that I dont care to think about.

So... there, that's what's up. I buy and eat alot of spinach, bagged spinach and now I have cause for alarm. Several of... well, two of the last three companies I have purchased bags of spinach from (which are all from one place) are listed on the lists of spinach bags you should be very scared of.